Metalachi

Metalachi

Alive 85

Wed, March 20, 2019

Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:00 pm (event ends at 11:30 pm)

$15.00 - $20.00

Tickets at the Door

This event is 21 and over

Metalachi
Metalachi
THE STORY OF METALACHI…On a hot summer night in Veracruz Mexico circa 1982, Consuela Espinoza stumbled out of her dilapidated shanty and into Rock N Roll history. What began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilzers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band to ever live. Unhampered by a steady regime of tequila and ill advised sumo lessons, nine months later five bastard children where born. Unable to care for her hungry offspring and concerned that motherhood would seriously interfere with her Tuesday night Karaoke league, Consuela hastily packed the babies into the saddlebags of a burro and sent her children off to America in search of a better life. Against all odds, 14 years later, and nearly dead from dehydration, the burro knelt down to drink from the stagnant waters of the Rio Grande just ouside of Juarez Mexico –mere yards from the U.S. border. With one fleeting burst of energy the brothers Espinoza cinco climbed from their leather restraints and scampered the vast reaches of the river, collapsing onto the sweet amber hue of American soil. As if by destiny, lodged in the sand beneath their tanned faces was a record sleeve upon which were the words “PARANOID” and “BLACK SABBATH”. For many years to follow, this definitive black metal album served not only as a teacher and a mentor..but also as a friend. From these bleak and humble begins grew the seed that would eventually be the band we know today. Often referred to as the greatest heavy metal band to ever live..always referred to as…METALACHI.
Alive 85
Alive 85
"What if- ALIVE 85-The King".... There have been 1000's of Elvis impersonators but never one like this... The show is based on the idea that The King DID NOT pass away Aug. 16th 1977 but instead was very much alive & well in 1985 still doing his amazing show but in a much different way than the traditional Elvis show of the 70's. Buckle your seat belts as Stelvis AKA Steve Unger takes you on a epic fantasy adventure in to uncharted waters to bring you the Elvis show that never was...
Venue Information:
Jazzbones
2803 6th Avenue
Tacoma, WA, 98406
http://www.jazzbones.com/